David Letterman- Top Ten Excuses of the Guy Who Broke Into the Ed Sullivan Theater
10.”When did Stupid Human Tricks become illegal?”
9.”It was on my list of places to ransack before I die”
8.”Thought the place was abandoned”
7.”Wanted to meet Ed Sullivan”
6.”Didn’t feel like walking 14 blocks to vandalize Regis’s studio”
5.”Doing my best to boost the struggling glass repair industry”
4.”Had an allergic reaction to Four Loko”
3.”Always dreamed of being the subject of a lame Top Ten list”
2.”I thought it was another ‘Fire Dave’ rally”
1.”Have you sen the show?”
Megan Batchelor
Executive features editor at CEOWORLD Magazine
Executive features editor at The CEOWORLD magazine and lover of reality TV.I eat cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
